living in a city thats average income is double the country average and we currently have a boil water advisory and facebook is acting like the apocalypse has occurred

the Thing no one tells u abt your parents getting divorced when you’re a full grown adult is when u go alone to visit your extended family for the first time in 6 years you’re the one that has to tell them your parents 20 year marriage ended 3 years ago

they gave me my financial aid back, that guy left me alone, my sister still hates me. girl who is going to be ok

taylor keeps saying 47, ophelia dies in act 4 scene 7, and you know who keeps harassing taylor? the 47th president…

i think if your pet has a middle name you’re a little too invested

red tv freshmen the life of a showgirl senior. please stop posting midnights freshmen im scared

some people have never had to pay $50+ for non slip shoes just to work food service and get paid $200/week

taylor swift engagement during showgirl promotion… oh i’m sure

“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-s…

gaylors next to me at the lorde concert

Dan and Phil confirm that they’ve been in a relationship for 16 years.

the bear that’s going to be okay

made my my mom look at my resume and compare it to job listings and when she saw the salary she said “you won’t be able to live off that” ... girl whatever

update on this he WILL NOT tell me about his kids. we were chatting abt halloween plans and he started talking abt his cat. you are taking your kids trick or treating. don’t lie to me.

Today is World Bear Day.

🐻HAPPY WORLD BEAR DAY EVERYONE!!!! 🐻I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A BEARMAZING DAY!!

stupid bear sits on bench by his lone self and eats alone because hes stupid and gay

forgiving myself for the time i lost

if you’re a girl with a sense of humor & an ounce of optimism they’ll literally kiII you