ᅠᅠ A pretender ? That's preposterous ! ᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠ That - . . A huge dick means nothing to the status ! ᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠ I-It's average, at best ! But it doesn't matter anyway, me meow ! ᅠᅠ

Can she hypnotize you ? Maybe she can, don't worry about it .

𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 !! ♥︎ for a starter on TL. !! ↺ to spread the word. !! Both to plot in DMs

ᅠᅠ 𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘧𝘢𝘴- 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 ?! 𝙀𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤 𝙞𝙩, 𝙤𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 ! ᅠᅠ

/ / Risk of Rain is so fucking fun - If there's an RP community about it on twitter, I might make one .

ᅠᅠ Bite her, and she'll force you to wear a muzzle . ᅠᅠ

/ / Was about to consider making an MLP muse, since those are pretty popular at the moment . BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THAT I HAVE ONE - ⪧ — ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝐅𝐋𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑- . . 𝐆𝐎𝐓𝐇 ? ♡

/ / We've officially reached 420 followers . Nice .

⠀⠀⠀ She accidentally drank a truth serum . Don't ask her any questions ! ⠀⠀⠀

ㅤ She loves headpats, but doesn't like to let people know that . ㅤ

ᅠᅠ 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘺𝘰𝘳 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘵 ! 𝘚𝘩𝘦'𝘴 -- 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴 . ᅠᅠ

. . No ? It's something about goats, that's for sure - . .

ᅠᅠ What joke ? - Now she simply needs to explain ! ᅠᅠ

That can't be what it means, can it ? - He must be mistaken !

ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᵂᴴᴱᴺ ʸᴼᵁ ˢᴱᴱ ʸᴼᵁᴿ ˢᴱᴬᴿᶜᴴ ᴴᴵˢᵀᴼᴿʸ ᴬᴸᴸ ᴼⱽᴱᴿ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴵᴺᵀᴱᴿᴺᴱᵀ, ʸᴼᵁ'ᴸᴸ ᴷᴺᴼᵂ 𝙎𝙊𝙈𝘽𝙍𝘼'ˢ ʳᵉˢᵖᵒⁿˢⁱᵇˡᵉ . ᅠᅠ ᅠ

ᅠᅠ if you pet her in just the right spot - she might just purr . ᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠ that's not gonna make her purr ! ᅠᅠ

What the fuck is catnip - .