Colorado Gov. Jared Polis, asked if he’d accept offer to serve as vp for Harris, quips: “Look, if they if they do the polling and it turns out that they need a 49-year-old, bald and gay Jew from Boulder, Colorado, they got my number.” Dana Bash: “😆😆. That was very funny.”

I’m everywhere, I’m so Kamala

after that speech we should let the Biden dog bite whoever the hell it wants

bring "The 47th" to NYC you cowards

Céline Dion on her first day as a loan advisor

and we also eat shellfish and enjoy a bacon egg and cheese

You don’t know panic until you see your 2-year old come out of the bathroom with a once full q-tip container that’s now empty

this unlocked something deep deep in the recesses of my brain

Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up

Steve Martin as Tim Walz? I don't see it. He's 18 years too old and not quite folksy enough. But there's a Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright and actor who was born a year after Walz and one state over, and his name is...Tracy Letts. cc: Carrie Coon

between this and Tim Walz I think my heart is gonna explode

as someone who just traveled with our 2 1/2 year old on a weeklong cruise, I have a major tip for traveling with toddlers: don’t. Follow me for more tips and advice

Circle in the Square ass venue

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - Lisa needs braces - dental plan - Lisa needs braces

ABC's 'The View' Kicking Off Season 28 With a New Downtown Studio, and Big Political Names (Exclusive) hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/new…

I have not stopped laughing since I watched this

We’d like to announce that while we are not a hotel, we are a concept of a hotel.

It’s days like this I can’t believe this app is free

never gonna stop reposting these, sorry bout it