¿No vez que el alcohol te hace mal? Yo:

Yes! 💡📚❤️ From Banksy FB

I might FaceTime you randomly with an exaggerated story about my day and not talk to you again for 3 weeks. Just love me regardless.

I pray I marry somebody who doesn’t leave when it gets tough.

As a parent I’m literally Adam Sandler in big daddy screaming “ALRIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTT”

my past was toxic asf , i just wanna be happy

hands up if you passed your hardest moments alone while everyone believed you were fine.

Lips of an Angel from Hinder is a fuckin bop. I don’t care what anyone has to say.

i do not have red flags i have fun facts

So does anyone know what donkeys name on the movie Shrek ???

i was never apologized to for how they treated me but always blamed for how i reacted 🙌🏼

Bodysuits are all fun and games until you have to pee

Unpopular opinion: Water has a taste

Them Snapchat memories hit hard, especially when life so different now

everyone: *getting engaged or announcing their pregnancy* me: *drinking margaritas and eating my body weight in chips and salsa*

Why does tik tok always know what your going thru 😭

it’s always “wyd” but never “come outside i brought you flowers and an iced coffee”😔

netflix subtitles be like (speaking foreign language) bro translate it