I know we get them at the back end of their best years but Varane and Casemiro truly embody what Manchester United players are

HMO patients are a major reason why I’m considering residency in this country, they just make this MO work so exhausting. Why are you bringing 5 children to the hospital on a Wednesday morning? Are we sharing biscuits here?

Madueke trying to replicate Olise’s performance today:

We can confirm Seth recorded his S5 lines before the events depicted in the latest THE BOYS episode

*Pretends to be shocked* Your votes mean Bruno Fernandes has been crowned the #PFA Fans' Player of the Month for March 👑

The Magnifico’s month 🪄 Man Utd’s Bruno Fernandes is your PFA Select Car Leasing Fans’ Player of the Month 🏆

Carter Efe makes his boxing debut with UNANIMOUS DECISION W 😤🔥 #EfePortable 🔊

“Me, Bron, Luka…shiii”

Blocked out the noise. Round, won.

Manchester United really went 3/3

KOBBBBIIIIEEE MAAAAIIIINNNOOOOOOOO

MAINOOO ARE YOU MADDDD COME ONNNN

MAN. OF. THE. MOMENT.

✍🏾 Thursday: signing new deal until June 2031. ⚽️ Sunday: scoring for Man United’s official return into Champions League. Special week for Kobbie Mainoo. ✨

JOB DONE! ✅🇾🇪

3-2 win over Liverpool books Manchester United's spot in next season's Champions League 🎟️

🔙🏆 Matheus Cunha: “We’re back, baby!”.

Lakers. Thunder. Western Conference Semifinals. Get hype. 🕠: 5:30 PM PT 📺: NBC Entertainment, Peacock 📻: ESPN LA 710/980 KFWB

this is what being called a doctor feels like