the pizza place near the pentagon after inventing the middle east

the two other people using their laptops on this train table don't even know I'm about to whip out a 660 bottle of Madri and completely ruin the professional vibe they got going on

i'm fucking crying man the guy next to me has been reading Apple News with the brightness down on his laptop for like 15 minutes now. he flicked over to a medical research paper, turned the brightness back over then asked me to watch his laptop while he went to pee 😭😭😭😭

nothing less than we deserve unfortunately. sack the fucking board Celtic Football Club

chucked a tenner on this and then put the winnings on Almaty to win on pens. genuinely the most straightforward bet i've ever won in my life. fucking pathetic performance

.@BrendanRodgers

say what you will about American people

Happened to my good friend John F Kennedy

whole tl feeling like this

Turned 25 today.

The greatest blessing in the world is when women start asking you random questions

The double bosh, the separate reference for Ireland as distinct from the UK, I could go on. We are witnessing the greatest posting run of all time.

Feel like every time a have a drink now I'm saying "not been this hungover in a long time" the next day and at this point I think I just need to admit I'm washed

Brendan Rodgers deserves far, far, far more heat than he’s getting.

Looks dogshit 👍

Chris Wood will be named in my manifesto.

“My name is Donald John Trump, if you’re seeing this tape, I’m already dead”

Hilarious that fans of other clubs still haven't realised yet that the reason we have 21 trophies since 2016 is BECAUSE we demand such high standards of the club. It all just happened by magic apparently