A conversation between my daughters, overheard from a safe distance. 7yr old: You really need to learn about Medicare. 9 yr old: Medicare?! What are you, talking government stuff?! Whatever it is you think I need to know, I know it, man.

One of my favorite days of the year- our new calendar for 2021 was delivered today! The 7yr old: DON’T OPEN IT! IT CONTAINS THE FUTURE!

Just witness a man run into Costco, 5 mins till close, on Thanksgiving Eve. He emerged cradling breadsticks and a Costco sized package of Q-tips. Life is a beautiful mystery!

Grab a candle, a match, and join the First Baptist Church congregation for a virtual Ash Wednesday service. I hope the service, as simple (and awkward) as it is, is a blessing to you– Grace & Peace!fb.watch/3J75Neq7tM/

This morning, my daughter referred to her inner thighs as her “Floppy boys” and I’ve never been more proud.

.Jacques Torres, this was the exact moment my daughter realized you were live on zoom. Thank you for making it worth the wait! Adeline and Elsa both say, “Bon soir et merci beaucoup!” (They practiced!) #naileditathome #nailedit

Target just released their new End Times collection. Go get it now, while you still can.

Listen, I'm a black coffee before PSL kind of woman, but I'm not going to pretend for one second that I didn't just send an email to Voortman Bakery wanting to know if Pumpkin Spice Wafers are coming back. So, pick me and then throw me back, I guess.

There are five men in this coffee shop and they all look like Stanley Tucci.