Shoutout to her dad for being so shitty that I can say "im proud of you" and she finishes

Turned 26 today, no medical insurance looks good on me amiright

Lemme fushigi your balls twin

I would give anything to deepthroat one of these again

When someone tells me to touch grass... as if I'm not scratching my bush as we speak.

Went to the opera and the singer hit a fucking high note and broke my glass butt plug 😮‍💨

FUCK ICE

I'd rather crush a glass cup in my ass and try to shit it all out than watch that Melania movie

Prismatic keeps giving me the cards I don't want

i don't trust the government.

Trump has more photos with Epstein than I do with my dad

That moment when you wipe and nothing shows on the toilet paper

Ermfgh I love ai commercials and field goals

Doesn't matter what part of engineering you're in. All roads lead to Lockheed Martin.

Man groceries are so expensive nowadays

I feel more than burnt out, is there a word to describe this

it’s hole filling season

This new avatar movie got me thinking id be a homie hopper, I want them to gaang baang me