Lancel Lannister @a_man_is #ooc At least your iPhone does not automatically change your name to Syrup Forelock. #fml

I want a replica toilet that looks like the Iron Throne in my bathroom so that I can take a Cersei and wipe my Joffery. #randomthoughts

Varys_the_Eunuch I expected no less from a man like you, Epic Tweet is Epic! THE best GoT-related tweet I've read up till today.

Funny thing is, while you are jogging or bike riding, all the gawkers are watching you, watching them, watch you. #grins

#ooc I am excited for the #Euro! Play starting off with a double-header? You don't have to tell me twice! #Football #WorldsGame

Forgot to take my medication for my Missing Limb Syndrome. #sigh It's gonna be a long day. Pardon me while I scratch my imaginary junk...

#FF a special shout out to my favorite tweeter Dead Whore Goddess I will erect a statue in your honor! (since its all I can erect) #ILURos

So many songs, so little time. My ravens have been working overtime. #businessIsGood

@XaroDaxos #stuckinvault order chinese, get the ducksauce. Then they will have to open the door to give u your order. #NextProblem

“Lancel Lannister: Dead Whore Goddess it's always wise to carry "protection" and some hand sanitizer. Cause you never know.....never....

Dead Whore Goddess Knights w/ daggers on thighs,"is that a dagger on your thigh or are you just happy to see me?" funny..coming from another knight

Bipolar roller! Lancel Lannister #bahahaha

Varys_the_Eunuch just 4 you! #bahahaha #TGIF

—OFFICIAL BIG BIRD POLLS— Retweet for Obama. Favorite for School Supplies. Visit a doctor if you believe #Romney won. #debate

#MyLifeIn5Words my little birds are everywhere #spiesRus #nosecretissafe

Tick tock tick tock.... #GameOfThrones

At the local bar, my mates always order me a Slider Insider. #notamused #freehootch

This Spider never sleeps, Lord Lancel! #GameOfThrones #TheMountainandTheViper #andmeifyouarelucky