"Actually, 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒏 —uh, 𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 them."

You all know what this is about. #GoodOmens #ineffablehusbands #aziraphale #crowley

Horny for love and affection

*during sex* Her : have you been a bad boy? Me : yes I’ve been so bad *takes off mask and reveals it’s actually Santa* Santa : on the naughty list you go then

I don’t care anymore

Him : did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Her : aww are you calling me an angel? Him : no, I’m saying you’re Satan you evil bitch.

Stop Destroying Your Planet Fuckers

Movie night at the bunker 💥 #spninktober day 13

♡ Hello! My name is Jack, Jack Kline! ♡ "I like nougat" • Nephilim • Son of Kelly and Castiel • Winchester • Hunter • Crossovers welcomed. • #SPNRP • Do not ship me with anyone. • I'm a child, please treat me like one. x.com/paddypubs/stat…

Take a shot every time someone uses the word “literally”.

You’re all sick degenerate fucks. I like that.

He should have. . . been here for the angel. And he wants everyone here to know that he still loves Cas and really regrets not being here. Even tho he probably isn’t allowed to say anything or even pronounce his name. But... still. Always yours.

Always.

You’re proof God makes mistakes.

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❝ I used to belong to a much better club. ❞ ✘; Endverse portrayal of Castiel ✘; Banter | Descriptive & Literate ✘; Mature content | Dark themes (+18) ✘; MV | MS ✘; Ships w/chem ↻ & ♡ ?