This Halloween… we invite you to peruse our previous All Hallow's Eve dolls… tell us… what would you do with them?

Ooh, Gerald has engaged in some ill-advised shenanigans with a "sooth sayer" and a Ouija board for Halloween and through some incantations has brought some life (or some semblance of it) to our inflatable toys 🤯. The question is… would you…

Gerald brought our happy witch to life as well! She's cast her spell on you! 🤭 Would you like to have a cuddle? 🤗 … or maybe give her a ride on your broomstick…

Celebrating #dayofthedead with one our trusty parade floats, but a man jumps in to do what we all would like to do!!! The crowd isn't impressed. We have to patch our parade floats every year because they always spring "mysterious" leaks 😏

We've been quiet for a long time. We've been concentrating on other things for a while. Well might we start introducing new products, like generic inflatable banana toy. That smooth matte finish and flexible PVC are sure to give a good bounce; just ask our model 😄

uh-oh… Gerald!!! This was _supposed_ to be our launch of My Naughty Ponies, but our model broke our very first one! Seams (😉) like some reinforcement is necessary.

They're MONSTROUS! … just the way we like 'em 😏

Sometimes a good inflatable needs to have a good ride to test it 🥰

We couldn't resist posting more banana love 🍌❤️ with this lovely model making full use of the facilities 🤤

Inspired by a totally generic and non-descript video game character 😉 I think she wants you to pop her or something 🤔

BigTittyTina is a new addition to the tribe. Please welcome her! (before she smothers you 😏)

I can't even report kiddie porn on Twitter anymore. They block reports and allow the content. WTF monster has Elon become? Worse than 12 months ago

We're working on getting more dolls and stuff up and running. But in the meantime, Asuka on a banana? Does that help? I can tells ya, it sure helps me 😅

We don't include instructions on how one might use our inflatable toys. So, it's up to you if you prefer humping them, the mattress, or a couch 😏

We'd like to wish everyone a very happy holidays! May all your ass-kissing be the sweetest possible 🫶😚🍑 #randomgrokpenis

Oh, FFS… okay so Gerald has gone off on a bit of an "accessorised" run of our reindeer floats. Whatever would someone do with a pocket in their inflatable like that… store their keys when they're at the beach, perhaps?

Due to some unexpected demand of inflatables with certain "features", we've done a fresh batch. Don't worry if you think they're too *ahem* ACCOMMODATING — lying on top of them or squeezing them with your hands can work wonders, and help with that stress and let it melt away 😄

Wherever you are, whatever you're doing, may it be soft. And possibly pop 😉

We've started a line of retired, defunct dinosaur toys. We do NOT recommend riding these as they have simple pinch-seems like the originals. Although… they do look pretty good when they're under duress 😏

Sigh… trying to launch our inflatable car line and our model gets jealous the guys are more interested in the car for a change. Which would you prefer? Or… both? 😜