First in my bloodline to see marriage as an option not the default

POV: You went to an All-Girls School and you don’t realize how deeply it’s affecting your life:

I miss skipping class skipping work is way too serious

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

Corporate Confession: I get a rush of joy every time a meeting gets canceled. It’s my version of winning the lottery.

Me all day: "I'm so tired" Also me, at 2am, taking a quiz to find out what kind of cheese I am:

My dad in heaven when he sees that I’m still not over his death 15 years later

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

mother of zero. girlfriend to none.

I will always pick the woman’s side until substantial evidence proves otherwise, yes, I am that biased. Not even a crying man can move me.

The older I get, the more I realize how much I hate sleeping at other people’s house.

I think we should start fat shaming men as much as they do women. They're too comfortable

The final stage of grief is doing a master’s degree actually

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

John Doe is George 💔

5 things i need in my life rn: 1. to travel 2. friends to travel with 3. a partner who loves to travel 4. nice clothes to travel in 5. money to travel

yt coworkers every time you come in with new hair

Me when girls in relationship are talking.