Fck Valentines

‘it’s only embarrassing if you’re embarrassed’ is actually a game changer

me making eye contact with the bartender so i’m served next

i count my work days like i’m locked up, two more wake ups and i’m free

Martin getting his lick back🤣 #LoveIsland

tomorrow is my jan 1st time to grow up

This is actually still me fav dm Iv ever received it u wana no how to chat birds up this is how it’s done

Gutted. Not going to have any mates left

Days like today I fully understand the people who do benefit fraud

Might purposely get myself put on tag so I have to stay in

Can’t believe it’s not a bank holiday tomorrow. Disgusted I tell ya.

the instagram stories circle are huge

When he asks what do I bring to the table

I love saying "absolutely not" saying "no" just aint enough for me

if u told me my boyfriend was on that submarine and there was girls there i’d find it in 10 mins

Yous are all sick slagging the wee guy on the right, he lives under the bridge in the forest near me and is one of the soundest guys about

uma & mimii are the best relationship to come from the show. there’s no competition #loveisland

Joey watching all the people he talked shit about come back in the villa 🤣🤣 #loveisland