going through her phone and you suddenly hear the shower stop

bro is exactly where he wanna be

we’re about to see acting like it’s never been acted before oh my

Eddie Redmayne spotted on the set of 'The Day of the Jackal' season 2 in Budapest 🎬

“Don’t buy a car, it’s a depreciating asset.” Brother, I myself am a depreciating asset. I won’t be here forever. Not everything has to be optimized for returns, some things are just meant to be enjoyed while we’re here.

🚨🗣️Joan Laporta's new Latino girlfriend: “I fell in love with him because of his smile.I didn't know he was Barça's president” ✨

FUN FACT: If you study the History of Ancient Egypt at university, the only job prospect you have is teaching others the History of Ancient Egypt. It's the original pyramid scheme.

I think he’s just gay as fuck bro 😭

my favorite genre of twitter is when people just say some shit

Never gets old man 🥺🥺🥺

some people are actually living the premium edition of life

Consent is not a joke. Once you say NO, we move on.

Gwe nga gwe, can this attract you to visit a country?

Receiving a judgment in court today. Opposing counsel was my Civil Procedure lecturer in university. He refused to let me sit a CAT I missed while I was away burying my father. May it rain.🙌🏼

UPDATE: In a bid to ease traffic congestion along the Kampala-Mukono Highway, the Uganda Railways Corporation (URC) has introduced a school train service to transport students. The service was launched today in starting with Seroma High School in Mukono. URC officials say the

the afternoon after exams

Hey, cut your tubes and reach out ❤️

NULL🙈and his brother VOID🙊

☔ With Family