googles: what are the odds of winning the powerball if I buy $600 in tickets

People that sleep with dogs in bed... How do you do it?

The absolute best part about dog sitting is after you return them you can keep blaming them for all sorts of little things. Like the remote that we just found in the couch cushions.

New Portland restaurant rule for myself. If there is a line around the block, it probably has less to do with how good the food is more to do with how poor the service is.

Does everyone say, "just in case I shit myself" every time they throw extra underwear into their bag?

Haven't been on a webex meeting in a little bit. Getting strong reminders or windows XP.

Now that every media company has their own streaming service it would be really cool if you could buy access to all of the with just one subscription. Like cable, but different.

My father has an unnecessary collection of table saws which he has further expanded today.

Now that everyone has their own streaming service, anyone else thinking about filtering through and using one at a time? Start with a month of netflix, followed by hbo and Hulu and down the line. Do I need 5 different streaming services at once?

Used the internet for good today. Taught an Aussie living in Chicago the flip your floor mats to get unstuck in the snow trick. Now to resume using the internet for evil.

Today I realized I've never bought a snow shovel. Every place I lived prior just had a snow shovel. Next house I buy I'm asking to keep the snow shovel in negotiations cause not having one is bullshit.

Is it just me or does every midwesterner feel a little bit like Mr Plow whenever there is a snow storm?

Getting vaccinated for covid just seems so unaffordable. I'm going to have to start buying deodorant and pants again. And how much is that first flight outta here going to run me?

Big mistake tonight. Xbox is connected in the living room. Gf is watching the bachelor with a few girlfriends from work. Should have moved the xbox.

I never had to roll up car windows as a kid and now my greatest flaw as an adult is that I still don't roll up windows. Every damn time.

The epitome of home ownership is finally replacing the light fixture you hate when the lightbulb goes out.