"Eh, I haven't any idea." [He laughs] @fclsecyrus

"Katy Perry shouldn't have hugged me right after I came off stage. I was a sweaty mess."

"It looks like the woman I'm destined to marry has arrived!" 👉 @FauxyKaty 👈

"No problem." @FauxyKaty

"Katy is the only person whose in my club of potential wives. Don't think me weird."

"Taylor!" @FauxingSwift

"Hello there." [He smiles @fauxyfaith] "How are you on this lovely day?"

"I'm great. Uhm, do you want to go do something?" @fauxyfaith

"Why isn't @fauxyfaith my girlfriend yet?"

"We should change that." {He nods} "Right now." @fauxyfaith

{He yawns} "Okay, I'll take a nap. Let it sink in." {He lays on the ground} @fauxyfaith

"It's a pleasure to see you too." tswizzle

"Nothing really, what about you?" tswizzle

"Well, you know how all of the paparazzi are. They like to be idiots." tswizzle

"Eh, you know. Whatever I get the chance to work on that's usually what I'm doing." {He laughs} "You?" tswizzle

"Ow, that hurts." {He shrugs} "Ah well, It happens." @fauxyfaith

"Pfft, it's no big deal @fauxyfaith. I understand."

"It's okay, we can be friends. Why should you say sorry @fauxyfaith?"

"It's not a big deal." {He laughs} "Really."

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