He returns to the X-Mansion with a priceless piece of art he had "relocated." into his pockets

He is shocked that people know that he just likes pressing buttons and they still give him the reactions he craves

"Wonder how much a shark goes for on the black market."

He stole Jeff's watch again while he had the chance

He's about to get shot with a cancer bullet

"A monster with bills to pay."

"Aww he watched Harry Potter."

Buys Jeff on the black market

Too late and he's gonna put him on the Asian black market and make a nice profit out of it

"Bonjour."

"Since I bought you on the black market. make me a sandwich, allez." @jefftland5h4rk

"I wish I spoke you language madem but sadly I do not."

"Good news. I might be staying here in America longer than expected. Paris is not too in to thieves in the current year."

"I figured as much."

Merde kurt has a lot to learn about this stuff

The bad thing about relocating to New York temporarily is that he has competition.

He would attend but every time he enters the water it tends to get bloody.

Every time someone brings up the fact that he has a good side he wants throw up.