
FauxCoachWoodard
@fauxcoachwoodar
(Parody account) Passionate about Common Sense, T-Bird Basketball, Braves Baseball, oatmeal, sweet tea, BBQ & Banana Pudding
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23-04-2014 21:03:04
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Very smart move by the Toronto Raptors. Elite PG. Two-way player. Winner. Leader. High character. Makes everyone around him better. ❤️ Chucky Hepburn



BREAKING NEWS: First ever visit to Nashville & stopped in to Post Malone’s newly opened Posty’s to hear Bear Redell & the fellas play a fantastic tune! Now waiting for that Austin Williams 90’s Rap mashup request to come up! 👊




Scouting report: Don’t go under a screen on him and he doesn’t pass. FauxCoachWoodard

👀 Let’s go! It’s plays like the double high ball screen crossover step back that only get better with age! Hey Mike Sautter & Jacob Padilla, do you guys have the ZV4 schedule for next week? Hope to see you in Des Moines!

"It's great to finally see Omaha get some recognition it deserves." Bellevue West grad Frankie Fidler is one of FIVE Omaha natives playing in NBA Summer League. Ana Bellinghausen caught up with Fidler in Vegas.

Happy birthday to my favorite Bellevue Public Schools & Papio NRD Board Member Phil Davidson!


BREAKING NEWS: Based solely on my 2K26 9-0 Dynasty start, the Nebraska Football fellas are gonna be 👌. I mean…I trusted the process & put in that work. So, I’d like to think I improved as a PlayStation 2K player, but that receiver room is loaded. My man Nyziah Hunter is 🔥!


Ozzy Osborne has died at the age of 76. 😢 Really enjoyed Ozzy’s music & watching Chipper Jones walk up to the plate to Crazy Train for years! 🪦 Ozzy! 😔

Chipper Jones Crazy Train will never sound the same again Chipper. RIP Ozzy!1


BREAKING: Fall camp opens in 17 days! Our Data Science team’s Preseason Class A 🏈 power rankings, BRACKETOLOGY, & SOS. ⬇️⬇️ Top 8 Hosts 1 Omaha Westside Warrior Football 2 Omaha North High School Football 3 Millard South Football 4 Millard North⚡FB 5 Elkhorn South Football 6 Omaha Central High School Football 7 Bellevue West Football 8 LNS Football


SENIOR OLYMPIC UPDATE: Here is the patented Mike Jenkins step back off a double high ball screen! This play may make it into Steve Klein’s secondary break playbook this year for Bellevue West BBall. I assume Mike Sautter & Jacob Padilla are making the 1PM ZV4 ballgame?

Nebraska ZV4 with a 65-30 dub to open the Senior Olympic Games over a super talented VKJ Stars team! No injuries to report in the box score. See you at 1PM Mike Sautter! #TrustTheProcess


FauxCoachWoodard Mike Jenkins Steve Klein Bellevue West BBall Mike Sautter Stu Pospisil Mike Patterson C'mon now, you can't go under the screen on him. So disrespectful.

🚨 BIG SCHEDULING ANNOUNCEMENT! 🚨 7x Class A State Champion and perennial power Bellevue West BBall will make the trip down to the Titan Dome for the 25-26 season home opener! An exciting opportunity to tip off the opening weekend of the season! #TitanHoops #TitanUp #nebpreps⚔️🏀
