You wankers! Wake the fuck up!

Hot chef on the timeline. Got a lot of things to clean up, I see.

Help.

Goddamn mess of things.

I think I made a truce. H-Hannibal. Put the cleaver down.

Hot chef on the timeline.

You’re goddamned right. Say my name.

You’re goddamned right.

Alright you wankers. I had to come out of retirement for this Yankee dankee doodle shite, but it’s for a good cause. Dr. Hannibal Lecter (Parody) HANNIBAL!!! Bring me that veal!

“Watch out darling, my sous-chef is a man-eater.” Glares at Hannibal.

Those are GUESTS, Hannibal!!!

Appears in a state of pure disarray. (Parody) Jezza. Abbey Clarkson “Clarkson and Clarkson? I’m terribly sorry. My bloody ‘sous chef’ smashed up all the lobster. I’m afraid I couldn’t get the job done. But I did have some eggs and flour...so I turned it round.”

You didn’t think I’d let Dr. Hannibal Lecter (Parody) cater all the food at #OasisBall, did you? Hot chef on the TL! It’s RAW, Hannibal!!!!!

“You’re a bloody felon!”

Hannibal..you’re burning the risotto!!!

“Right, Hannibal. You’re going down.”

For #OasisBall! Lobster Thermidor, seared scallops, and Beef Wellington. You can trust me. I’m not a cannibal! Enjoy!

“Do enjoy! And rest assured...the cannibal didn’t cook it!”