Well, as Isaac's fat food coach and somebody that was there for all of his high school career, I can assure you that Isaac couldn't fit in lockers and he eats more than you

Does Hamido have the best shawarma in Michigan? 👀

EMERGENCY PIZZA BROADCAST: I tried the new Little Caesars Crazy Calzony so you don't have to....and it's kinda phenomenal. (sponsored by Woodward Sports Network)

🚨 EMERGENCY FATURDAY BROADCAST 🚨 I tried Lay's Limited Edition Cheetos so you don't have to and um, this might be their best one? (sponsored by Woodward Sports Network)

Isaac Eats heads to perhaps the best unknown spot for Mexican food in Detroit, Triangulo Dorado. (Isaac)

🚨 EMERGENCY FAST FOOD BROADCAST 🚨 I ate Taco Bell's new chicken sandwiches so you don't have to and because I hate my GI system. (sponsored by Woodward Sports Network)

Isaac Eats teaser for Balkan House 👀 (via Woodward Sports Network)

🚨 EMERGENCY FATURDAY BROADCAST 🚨 I tried Cheetos Bag of Bones so you don't have and unrelated, the Ravens had a delay of game and the Lions should have won...also, #FTB (sponsored by Woodward Sports Network)

An important reminder about this Sunday's game with the Chicago Bears #FTB Woodward Sports Network

So the Isaac Eats teaser on Woodward Sports Network this week is pretty damn good.

🚨 EMERGENCY FATURDAY BROADCAST 🚨 I ate Thanksgiving Dinner Candy Corn so you don't have to. It's the worst thing I've ever tried. (sponsored by Woodward Sports Network)

Darren McCarty has a short memory... and a short fuse.. #ThisIsWoodwardSports

The wildly talented crew at Woodward Sports Network put together this sizzle reel for Isaac Eats #Faturday

I am unbelievably happy for my friend and mini-me Kennedy Broadwell, who has taken a job in Montana. She was an incredible cog in the Woodward Sports Network machine. I will miss her dearly. She is a remarkable human being.

Important update about DQ Blizzards from trusted #Faturday correspondent Eli!

We’ve had some good intros and teasers, but this one featuring Isaac is still my favorite.

🚨 EMERGENCY FATURDAY REVIEW 🚨 I tried the new Black Cherry Vernors so you don't have to.

🚨 EMERGENCY SNACK REVIEW 🚨 I tried the Blueberry Muffin KitKat so you don't have to. (SPOILER: I sang the jingle and my voice is elite)

Cherry Garcia is a top five ice cream flavor and if you disagree I hate you