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När jag var på toa på jobbet idag knackade det på. Ordentligt men artigt. Jag ropade något otydligt. När jag kom ut stod en kvinna precis utanför dörren och bad om vägbeskrivning till NO-salen. När hon gått upptäckte jag att någon unge satt den här skylten på toadörren

Received gift from NATO.

Löning idag! Visste ni att den skatten ni betalat räddat mitt liv? Det gav mig cellgifter, sjukhusvård, operationer och längre tid att få leva med min familj. Att få hålla om mina barn. Tack och åter tack. Och när du behöver min skatt i livet, så står jag redo!

#Russia: This looks about right. In case you were wondering how #Putin can possibly risk being in the presence of regular #RussianPeople. He never does.

ONE mass shooting happens in a different country & now all the americans wanna talk about how “regulations don’t work”. We’ve had two mass shootings in the last 10 years. You’ve had 68 in june.

Twitter, do your thing.

A Polish state TV channel captions Putin as "a war criminal, a leader of the Russia's regime" 👍 Every single media of the free world should do the same instead of calling him politely "president"

Elon Musk Fuck off is my very diplomatic reply to you Elon Musk

Dear Elon Musk, when someone tries to steal the wheels of your Tesla, it doesn't make them legal owner of the car or of the wheels. Even though they claim both voted in favor of it. Just saying.

Dear Elon Musk, please be so kind as to stay out of the geopolitics of the war in Ukraine. You have no experience in dealing with Putin. You are in no place to negotiate with him. The only thing he understands is power. Your statements about peace have made you his useful idiot.

Iranian women are braver than Russian men.

Meanwhile on Russian TV: everyone was rejoicing about the latest strikes against Ukraine, but some demanded more, complaining there wasn't enough devastation. Irritated State Duma member complained that they ruined the fun for tens of millions of Russians. x.com/JuliaDavisNews…

Medea Benjamin “Hands off Russia”? How about “Russia, hands off Ukraine”? You are on the wrong side of history. Shame on you.

Today, in Budapest, 80,000 protested Russian influence in the country, demanding Orban's resignation. "RUSSIANS GO HOME".

Now Putin's fan Yulia Prokhorova, who became famous for expressing pro-Putin insults against Ukrainians in Germany, has a unique opportunity to love her homeland not at a distance. A video appeared where, as alleged, the German police politely kicked Yulia out of the country.

Fuck off.

He moves like a 40 pound toddler with a full diaper.