Fear no one. If a bitch can breathe, she damn sure can choke

I'm bad as fuck in leggings

Why the fuck is Precious calling me? Bitch I ain't yo friend

I am thick

I would fuck a bitch up for looking at me eat

Im tired of my titties always dragging on the floor

Oh shit! I just found a melted Kit Kat in my second stomach.. When tf did that get there?

#ImHappyWhen you don't eat your pizza crust and throw them away. Cuz soon as you leave, I dig in the trash and start fuckin em up

Big Mac, baby it's you. Your the one I love you're the one I need

I ate half the food on my plate then told the waitress there was hair in my food so I can get a full new plate

Food morning !!

Toaster: "I want you inside of me." Bread: "That's hot."

I wanna do it with you. I want us all hot and sweaty, I want you breathing heavy. So.........do you wanna go running?

If sex is a great exercise, why are there still fat sluts?

I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying...you look better online

You can't say "long hair don't care" because when you remove the weave, you have no hair.

"Let's hang." .."Can't. Hanging with my girl today.".. "What about bros before hoes?" .."Well she isn't a hoe. So she's first."

It's a pillow, it's a pet, it's a pillow pet!

Easter on 4/20 have me like..