I’m the guy mugging every right-wing grifters relative in London. I will never stop.

I was out in London for a full 7 hours yesterday. Didn't die or get mugged. Double hard bastard.

All Tottenham Hotspur fans This is the end Levy cannot stay at this club We need to protest. Everyone. Every match. Get this disease out of our club once and for all. Win back our club. Reposts appreciated, spread the word

The greatest trick the political class pulled was to make immigration a huge issue. Poor people shouting at other poor people whilst those at the top shit themselves laughing.

No Tottenham player has won more duels (13), won possession more times (9) or made more tackles (4) in the first two Premier League games than Pape Matar Sarr.  Just look at his heat map this season. 🥵

What issue does flag waving solve? Does it: a) reduce food prices? b) reduce energy costs? c) improve the NHS? d) raise wages? e) create better jobs? f) none of the above?

Spot on. This place is doomed.

I genuinely think we should be going for Leao...if we can convince him. No UCL at AC and they want rid. Throw £50m at them, pay him a decent salary...we are winning it all.

Absolutely awful performance first half.

Porro, Richy and Johnson playing like Sunday League. Hook Johnson at HT.

Gyokeres making those runs in behind today

Julie what's the weather like hold on Janice I'll have a look

You can be proud of your country without being divisive and bigoted. This is a common sense position. Thank you Big John

We can never give enough credit to THFCFlags. Special team doing special work 👏

I read this ages ago and it still chills me.

Please, I beg of you, listen to what this man is saying.

This is a truly diabolical first 25 minutes. #COYS

Michelle Mone’s PPE MEDPRO was a company that was less than 3 weeks old, with zero employee’s, no contracts, no premises, no previous transactions of any kind and with £100 in the bank. Then the Government gave it £203,000,000. Jail, jail, jail.

This is so eloquently put. Fabulous.