Cuando tenga esposo, quiero que esta sea la energía que demos

when i supposed to have drinks but the drinks are having me

I leave the clubs with zero phone numbers cause I’m an alcoholic not a hoe

bella hadid standing by her man’s side post-DUI is peak mexican behavior. welcome to the familia hermana 😍

i fw people who laugh for no reason, like damn u retarded too

POV: Last borns switching back to their rude disrespectful true self after getting what they want from you.

Using Instagram notes is a sign of schizophrenia

If you fat and we arguing, why wouldn't I call you fat?

none of my swimsuits will be kid friendly this summer teach yall kids about bad btches

don’t fish for compliments around me cuz i might agree that u don’t look too good rn

How I disappear from people's lives after being the best temporary person they'll ever meet.

I’m so sick of “eldest daughter” talk, like omg yall are 36. Go to therapy or standup to your fucking parents.

Felt the sun and immediately felt great, I'm literally a flower

fatty Donald J. Trump

Making myself look pretty during the luteal phase