You think I’ve been working?

Oh? And what do you imagine I’ve done to earn it?

Thanks so much.

Do I even want them?

Of what?

Depends on the crime, I suppose.

“Shocking” is subjective.

As long as there wasn’t a child in the backseat, I’d agree.

Well then, that’s just a regular old joyride.

I know the blood of Christ is red wine, but I prefer a dry Chardonnay. I guess that’s why I’d never cut it as a catholic.

(You’re the one who called her a whore you senile old fuck.)

Btw, there’s a sturdy lock on my door now so I say who goes in and when.

Screw it, I’m watching The Wicker Man again.

Ah, Willow’s Song…❤️‍🔥 you know I could never resist a witchy woman.

Lord Summerisle is so aspirational.

You’re the mvp of egotistical hypocrites, so I’d keep quiet if I were you.

Picking right back where you left off with the playground insults, huh?

I’m glad we don’t have so many rituals involving naked old people.

Come over here, I want to show you a magic trick.

Lies.