“can you get me a lime?” “i have NO coke”

IT WAS 2AM

she’s sitting here and looks like she’s on the verge of tears.

“what’s her ethnicity?” “BITCH 🗣️”

well i am !!!

We played our first show 12 years ago today. Crazy. Thanks for over a decade of shows since!!!

“squirtify wrapped”

“heyyyy we have a lot of mutual friends!” my favorite richmond code language

my phone just autocorrected “situation” to “situationship”, kill me.

and did.

Took my adderall

she’s not just my slime she’s my wife

fetty wap on first thing in the morning idgaf

sylvia plath be like:

So happy to be celebrating another fuck my life Friday.

“i got kicked out of girl scouts for biting” “i got kicked out of boy scouts for fucking. being too good at building pinewood derby cars.”

i’ll be at home watching extreme couponing and jerking off