Being the new man he is; Sebastian decided to venture outdoors and find himself to nearest place to sit and keep himself calm. Which —

"I kind of want a dog."

"Buy me a dog for a free massage—"

@ everyone who sees.

Innocent daddy noises.

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Jeremy is in denial. He's a twink.

/ Washed my hair in the sink,, then I full force smacked my head on the tap. I'm dying.

Grabbing himself a coffee—.

Oorrrgasms.

/ There's nothing like a good sin.

/ All these writer selfies got me wanting to post one.

"I want to touch pretty b u t t s."

Stretching himself right out, before lifting his little boy with a smile.

Off to drop him at daycare! Which means; free time for daddy.

Happy dad noises. His boys safe and now he's free to lounge on his lawn shirtless. Relaxed.