You have cheated the system. You will never age. Our friendship will have to end sooner or later.

Your youthful face has caused me distress. This is your fault.

(Calmly shoving them away via their face)

I can't tell if you know whether I'm joking or not.

Your youthful *smug* face has wounded me for the last time.

✤: It took scientists this long to determine that the moon is basically a giant rock.

I'm not particularly worried about whether my life is short or long. I live my life doing the best I can and that's enough.

The more they fight, the more I'm sure they just want to kiss.

You know what it did.

Then let us hope for a bright future.

Don't lie. Lying is a sin.

So are you all going to kiss or-

You all keep arguing and it's sounding more like flirting. I need to know if I should make sure to keep Zeal away.

And you're lying. A double sin.

Well you're definitely something.

After much consideration, and by watching all of you, I've elected to stay single. Love seems too complicated.