Hi to our new followers! Whining wednesday- What gets on your neves when eating out? Water marks on cutlery, really takes away the taste! T

Fat and Twat having to eat soup with a desert spoon.

Thomas the tank engine jelly for pudding. Thought, can't go wrong for 75p. I was right. Top jelly highly recommended.

Tub of curry á la sweetcorn. For more recipe ideas buy our book coming March 2034.

Fat and Twat oohI don't think I can wait that long. How will I survive? I'll have to have Ginsters 4 dinner til then Frey Bentos on weekends

Fat and Twat is that a taster from the recipe book? That's taking crisp sandwiches to a new level. You're ahead of your time. Are they ready?

Got this doughnut cheap because it didn't have a hole #faultydoughnut

Can't afford John Williams food? Why not team up with a stranger and share a breakfast #sharingiscaring #twattips

I asked for a bubblebath but they gave me a cocktail #wheredoicomplain?

In celebration of gaining 100 followers, tell us what your 100th favourite food is. Mine is fig rolls. F.

Join us for our annual eating party with Fur-Kills 20th November tickets only £5595+vat available from Sam's Chicken

Happy Christmas from Fat & Twat, sorry we don't tweet much, we're to busy stuffing our faces! At this time of year.. With stuffing.

We only use Isle Of Wight swede

LuckyCharms & Soya. I do feel a bit luckier at the moment so will score 32 and adjust the score throughout the day F

Have given away my true identity in the reflection of a spoon👇. Lucky Charms score instantly down to an embarrassing 23.5

RED onions? I've seen it all now. F.

@Sgt__Bash Ginsters in Church Litten listening to Ricky Martin 🏌️‍♀️

Watching Grade2 at Strings Bar & Venue with Matt and Cat