/ I’M— 💀💀

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p-please, call me alaïa..!~ i’ll be quite certain to let you know if i need you for anything, dear. trust me~.

/ i heard tall, dark and HANDSOME- 🥺👉👈

well my father is literally the devil and my name? it’s supposed to be french but i guess i lucked out since my grandfather terrorizes romania. it’s really nice, romania, i haven’t visited in years. and i’ll hold you to it, darling, i can’t wait to see what you’re capable of~.

SHE WAS MARRIED. GOT A DIVORCED A YEAR AGO AND JUST NOW MEETS A PRETTY RUSSIAN. damnit, why is she feeliNG THINGS RIGHT NOW—.

listen here, okay, I UNDERSTAND THAT. but you know, momma, it’s not everyday some hot ass woman approaches a DEMON and makes heR TURN REDDER THAN HER OWN FLESH-.

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OI, MOMMA, HEEL! BAD MOMMA! let me have my fun, it’s lonely in this hellhole, plus i’d rather her make advances instead of the shitty demons who chase after my hand.

oooh, you’re definitely going to be a keeper, sweetheart~. nobody gets to say that and walk away without some sort of mark from me~! oh, gods, now i can’t stop thinking about what you’d let me do! how about dinner at my place~?

/ preston: there’s blt stuff out for whenever y’all get up- me, tryna do replies: DID YOU SAY BLT— i’m SORRY. i’m such a whore for those sandwiches those are bomb asf.

then consider it a lovely little date~! though i do hope you don’t mind demons and vampires, that’s what my family mostly comprises of. but i suppose it is a fair trade! mm, i hope you have something good to wear~.

alexandria? can we skip the dinner and just enjoy some wine and a nice little walk through my family’s gardens..?

ALEXANDRIA. ALEXANDRIA. i need assistance. badly. 🥺👉👈

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