Contrary to popular opinion, cats don't really get stuck in trees all that often at all. They know what they're doing.

And I'm sure this fella was just trying his best. Down you go, little guy.

Personally I don't find that violence ever really solves anything.

Hangin' with my pal Jimmy.

Black? Really not my color.

There aren't many armed robberies in Metropolis. Most kind of know better?

Guys, come on.

Lots of people in costumes running and flying about lately.

Like, literally flying.

Huh, some inter-dimensional portal opened up in central Metropolis earlier today. Luckily no one was hurt.

[Tucks in shirt.]

[Interviewing a witness at the scene.]

Sure. #SeductiveSunday

[Vines of Superman dramatically losing arm wrestling matches with kids at the park flood the Internet.]

Hiddleswift's over? Well, I hope they're both okay.

But I'm not covering this.

Please please PLEASE go out and vote.

Now more than ever before is the time to stand up for the marginalized. It's gonna be harder than ever to do the right thing. Do it anyway.

[Scathing anti-Trump piece for the Planet.]