Then I’ll change you to “the smart one”.

Are you all done being crackheads?

Don’t make me snap your neck.

Hm.

Tok tok, @vertiturInmalum.

She takes it he missed her?

Witchy instincts.

trips. okay, okay. she’s alive.

do you still sparkle under the sun?

have you beat your fear of garlic yet?

stefat, shut up.

hows the bat-shifting going?

have you considered tanning? you look pale. the sun can make your skin /glow/.

i see you still eat little squirrels that don’t fulfill you. hunger makes you crankier and therefore ten times more annoying than usual.

show your fangs and i’ll turn your blood into acid. want to play?

scared? no. repulsed? definitely.

disgusted. is grandpa losing his hearing?

sorry, what was that? cant understand you if you don’t wear your denture.

if you’re so sesperate to die, just ask and i’ll make it painful and slow.

is your name kol? no? sorry, no one would bother resurrecting you then.