⠀ taking a load off … on your face. ⠀

⠀ ugh … coffee never does her well —— 🤢 ⠀

⠀ “ goodness gracious —— i’ve been holding that one since i clocked in … whew ~ ! ” coming fresh off her shift, captain zhu can’t be asked to hold her gas in anymore … ⠀

⠀ not only Kobeni remembers. A certain police officer was called to take her away that day, and it ended with the seats of her patrol car smelling like her ass for weeks… ⠀

⠀ “ good — 𝙥𝙥𝙧𝙛𝙧𝙥... — day sir, do you know why I — 𝙗𝙡𝙧𝙧𝙥𝙥𝙩 ... — pulled you over ? ” ⠀

⠀ was it worth it ? 💢 ⠀

⠀ wanna guess why she barely ever has partners on patrol ? here’s why … ⠀

⠀ “ i would put you behind bars if you couldn’t teleport, you delinquent … ” ⠀

⠀ ugh … can’t focus on paperwork if this ass won’t shut up … stupid gas station food — ⠀

⠀ so that’s why her lunch tasted oddly good today … if she finds out, she’s totally gonna make him feel the full force of justice(her ass). ⠀

⠀ … yes, please. a lap to muffle is needed … ⠀

⠀ ughhh … fine. ⠀

⠀ hmph... you should watch out you don't get too hard yourself... ( sitting down on his lap and making the chair creak. ) ⠀

⠀ who wants to see her fart in her suit until it explodes ? ⠀

⠀ " of course ... " ⠀

⠀ " that's captain zhu for you, demon. " she grumbled, not seeming all too happy with lilith showing up. ⠀

⠀ " ugh ... fine. but no touching! " she lifts a warning finger, and bends forward, her stomach already rebelling. ⠀ ⠀