challengers is a metaphor

too young to yolo swag, too old to rizz up baby gronk

bold advertising in nyc

glad she addressed it

would love to be cast on SNL so I can pursue my dream of being in commercials

the earthquake ruined my 207 day edging streak 😔

finished reading a book today. I am the smartest man who has ever lived

[about to drink the water of life]: lets beer bong it

taylor swift’s welcome to new york is about broadway junction

asked for chopstick trainers at the chinese restaurant and they handed me this??

what it feels like to bum a cigarette

Unaliving myself in front of people to change the trajectory of my life

Me and matt are hosting our next big comedy show in Brooklyn on February 28th and this time, it’s Sexy.

Featuring a very funny lineup of
Tessa Belle
Burnt Excellence
nick viagas
1 new tweet from Art Cai
Freddie Shanel
& more!!

RSVP here for FREE
partiful.com/e/xBemHFxKNT0p…

TOMORROW! Pull up a chair to the sloppiest & sauciest bi-monthly comedy show at 😻meat cats🥩 Comedy Presents: Saturday Sauce with limp brittzkit and riri🐀🍕!

Featuring 1 new tweet from Art Cai Fabrizio Copano (U.S.) Carmen Lagala allie lolrence Phoebe Robinson, and more!

🎟️: tinyurl.com/4hrmwm2m

SAT 2/10: 😻meat cats🥩 Comedy Presents: Saturday Sauce with limp brittzkit and riri🐀🍕!
Pull up a chair to the sloppiest, sauciest bi-monthly comedy show!

Featuring 1 new tweet from Art Cai Fabrizio Copano (U.S.) Carmen Lagala allie lolrence Phoebe Robinson, and more!

🎟️: tinyurl.com/4hrmwm2m

dudes just can't get circumcised in an underground tunnel these days like they used to

learning weeb sign language

therapists should be able to say “man fuck you” once a year to their client

gonna remove a rib so I can give myself a hard pin against the wall with a lean in for a breath against the neck followed by a soft kiss and a whisper in the ear… “good boy”

a podcast where comedians just say their show dates for the full hour