my main enemy is anyone who's ever written a recipe that calls for only 12oz of a 16oz package of pasta

Hi, your friendly neighborhood former gymnast and diver here to attempt to explain the mental phenomenon Simone Biles is experiencing: the dreaded twisties. 💀

I’ve seen some people type “ya’ll” recently and I just want to say the correct spelling is “y’all” and the possessive is “y’all’s”

Everyone talks about how adorable puppies are. But geriatric dogs are pretty damn cute as well.

It was fascinating to hear so many professed Christians proclaiming their “pro-choice” position at our school board meeting last night. How. Do. They. Not. See. The. Irony?

Tennis star Naomi Osaka pledged to donate earnings from her latest tournament to relief efforts in Haiti after a 7.2 magnitude earthquake devastated the country over the weekend. abcn.ws/3AK3axJ

Greg Abbott has armed guards who don’t let people get close, daily testing for anyone he comes into contact with, a whole team disinfecting the Governors mansion and a medical staff on standby And he STILL got that shit I’m sure those unmasked Texas schoolkids will be fine, tho

If your heart is breaking for your kids, Afghanistan, Haiti, and an unrelenting plague, I think you're human again today. Praying for hope and courage for us all.

We need them too these days.

If your plant’s leaves are turning yellow, it might be because it has too much water, too little water, too much light, too little light, too much fertilizer, not enough fertilizer, or maybe your plant is just an asshole who doesn’t want you to be successful and happy.

The Original 9 was awarded with their International Tennis Hall of Fame rings in a special ceremony tonight. Thank you for all you have done for equality in sports. #BeOpen

Hear me out: a study which looks at the frequency of sexual misconduct and predation in denominations in which women have access to every level of power & authority vs those where women are excluded. I’m not a researcher but like, I have a hunch.

It takes a monster to kill children. But to watch monsters kill children again and again and do nothing isn’t just insanity—it’s inhumanity.

Anyone with the power to pass legislation who instead chooses prayer is both evil and a coward.

It is a strange contradiction that many of the same people fighting for laws to stop abortion don’t believe that laws will stop gun violence.

We will overcome this decision in Texas by winning political power.

If we Christians going to disagree and become disunited, I want to be on the side that championed more liberation and love for all people, and not on the side that championed the power of one group.

“I love you” is good. “This book I read reminded me of you, so I got you a copy” is better.

Let’s get married and have kids so instead of a lazy Saturday morning we can panic because a sports uniform didn’t get put in the dryer.