I am the cherry on top fuck nigga

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

and if love ever finds me again, I pray it's someone who doesn't change right when I start to feel safe

On my resume: "I work under pressure." Me after 2 minutes of pressure:

Chile, enjoy the man. Don’t believe the man. ENJOY THE MAN BUT DO NOT BELIEVE THAT MAN.

wtf wrong with this pale pauper, rent-a-Rasta, bath avoidant, albino earthworm, culture jancrow see through spranga, piggy piper?!

yt coworkers every time you come in with new hair

please don't let your corporate job stress you out because at the end of the day it's really not that serious ..

Working from home is crazy. One minute, I could be in a fetal position, and the next minute, I'm giving a Q3 presentation.

I must be getting old cause liquor is no longer going to my 🐱, I’m ready to go to sleep!

I'm so uninterested in men right now. I don't wanna talk, I don't wanna link, I don't wanna get to know nobody new. It's not even on no bitter stuff, I'm just genuinely tired. Tired of starting over, tired of inconsistency, tired of figuring people out just for it to go nowhere.

I used to have grand ambitions for my career, now my goal is simply to find the highest paying work-from-home job with the least amount of stress.

and for the lady, perhaps a monday-thursday 10am-3pm work schedule? 🥹

If you CC my boss on an email just to “loop him in,” Oh let’s go. Meet me in the Teams chat parking lot

The discourse about sexuality and Speed’s visit is actually active on that particular side of TikTok that caters to the batty obsessed Jamaicans. One day, yall gonna be honest and realize that part of the culture needs intervention instead of pretending it’s not an issue.