Dear Amazon raising the price of Alimentum liquid formula from $63.60 to $71.94 days after a massive recall of powdered Alimentum is issued seems like price gouging parents in their most panicked moments. But what do I know. Maybe AG Andrea Joy Campbell can answer that question?

WHY DOES INSIDE OUT NOT COME WITH SOME KIND OF BLACK BOX EMOTIONAL DAMAGE WARNING LABEL?!?!?!

Asked Cora what she thought about Liverpool’s performance Liverpool FC Liverpool FC USA LFC Boston

Me: What are you two doing? Cora: We’re shooting the shit. Me: Um, what are you doing? Cora: We’re shooting the shit. Me: Huh? Michael: We’re playing pirates and shooting the ship. Me: Ahhhhhhh.

Michael (4 y/o): Mom, I need a glass of water. But not from the tap. From the bubbler. Looks like my kid is both bougie and a masshole.

Daniel Tiger: “Do you ever feel like you’re not big enough to do what you want to do?” Cora: “Nope. Not me. I’m amazing.”

Oh good, the baby has started staring and giggling at the same corner the older two did when they were babies and where “the nice lady” was 😱

Wow. The formula shortage has exposed a shocking misunderstanding of the basics of lactation on the part of a lot of very vocal men. But I guess it’s not entirely surprising they don’t know how boobs work

Glad to see that President Biden has invoked the Defense Production Act to address the formula shortage because this was my local Target this afternoon.

The tiny impotent rage of a baby trying to crawl and only succeeding in moving themselves backwards

I am a mother to 3 incredible kids because I had an abortion later in pregnancy. Other women won’t have that chance because of today’s decision.

I have some very deep and vehement disagreements with Governor Baker on abortion rights (his veto of provisions of the ROE act in particular) but this is a good first step in response to today’s decision

Having a house in downtown Nantucket that is mere inches away from our neighbors, fire has always been a huge fear. Thankful for the Nantucket Fire Department today.

In case anyone thought the formula shortage was over because everyone stopped reporting on it, this is what it’s like trying to find specialized allergy formula right now

Some of y’all counted down to Beyoncé’s new album. Some of us are counting down to new Official Bluey TV episodes. Some of us also have very small children and are really very tired.

Serving as a poll observer today but, this is my yearly PSA that if you’re able, please sign up to serve as a poll worker. Don’t underestimate how important that job is and most towns don’t have enough.

Shopping gift guides for Christmas presents and apparently you can now be a whiskey dad, a weed dad or a living in the woods dad. No other options exist.

The suburbs’ hottest club is…the supplements aisle at Whole Foods on a Sunday morning when Wannabe by the Spice Girls comes on.

I know I should be upset that my 4 y/o daughter said “Oh, for fuck’s sake!” but she said right after we discovered the puppy destroyed yet another thing in the house. She really nailed the context and grammar so who am I to judge?