There's a fine line between, "caffeine makes me feel like a real life human" and "fuuuuuuck, I'm a horny, electrified skeleton, and I want out of this anxious flesh RIGHT FUCKING NOW"

Holy shit Grace Kinstler ! I was 11-years-old when I watched Kelly Clarkson take center stage, and sing that song. That almost made me cry. What.A.Power.Move❤

That feel when Katy Perry says, "IBOUGHTATOYOTAANDISHOULDABOUGHTAHONDA!" and your boyfriend doesn't laugh, because he doesn't carry the trauma of being raised around evangelicals.

This made my heart happy. ❤ reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/…

Yo, I got to workout at the gym without a mask, because I'm fully vaccinated. Let me tell you, I felt like a damn VIP.

People logging into twitter to see if youtube has crashed #YouTubeDOWN

Dooooooood youtu.be/sQg4VCB3bYw

❤ youtu.be/hQdjDw3I1HA

Picture this: I make an OnlyFans account, but all the content is just me with big hair & snatched contour, hissing clever insults from a wingback chair, while wearing a long satin robe, & feather trimed stilettos, & I end every video with, "I don't have time for this shit. "

How come no one told me that foam rolling would give me super powers? Like, how does this work? I loosen up my knots, and BOOM. Full activation during my workouts. Sonofabitch.

Story of my life, in one act.

Every once in a while, I'll get caught up in GoT lore again... but it always just leaves me feeling like "the one" got away. Fuck season 8 for that. #stillsalty

This. 🥰 youtu.be/E7lr7pU9fYA

I really gotta stop eating out. Not just to save money, but because even when I order gf items, they're always slightly contaminated. I mean, I know this is common knowledge, but leveling with the fact that I really am this sensitive is a doozey. My brain feels it before my gut🙁

I slept like shit. Thought, "Meh. I have a night like this at least once a month." Went to take my morning meds, only to find that my night meds were still in my pill separator. Which means? I took my fucking adderall at 11pm last night. Thiiiiis dumb bitch...

"What are the benefits of using salt vs. sugar in a diy Turkish coffee scrub?" Well, for one, I'm not fucking tempted to put a coffee and salt scrub in my mouth.

I think I just got cussed out by a humming bird? Time to refill the feeder, I guess.

Holy fuck... m.youtube.com/watch?t=266&v=…