hey diva... can I call you diva? im detective fierce, you're not in trouble boots, were just trying to get the tea on this situation

Mayatima wanono catching strays

"I have my Lawyer on the line." And I'm like wahh hii phonecall nayo ni serious... hadi kuna malowya hapa? Kumbe Lowya ni mimi

"The Pregnancy"❌ "The collab."✅

Having a smartwatch is cool because ukipigiwa simu na mtu hutaki, you get to slam on the decline button on the watch and feel like Ben 10

He's probably thinking, "Look at him out there just lying. Hakuna mtu mwingine ndani ya hii gari, I'm Obamaself." 😭😭

I know the article probably has data on how they found out that matumbo has gained popularity. But it's more fun to imagine that huko Nation house walikuwa wanatembea wakihesabu all the matumbo eaters during lunch time. Ukipatwa wanakumark kama victim of harsh economic times😂

Wiki imeisha na siku tatu na kesho ni Iddi. This is how we were always meant to live

Eid tomorrow and I still haven't received a, "Niite mbuzi wa Iddi juu mimi nimekukufia." Text

this is going to absolutely ruin their upcoming girls trip to cancun with vladimir putin

Making money in a first world country hunikalia rahisi. Unarent space unainvite wazungu unawafanyisha jogging na starjumps kadhaa ukiwadanganya you're teaching them how to vibrate at the same frequency as money. Boom. Forbes list in 1 year.

Difficult day for non matumbo eaters. Being around both uncooked and cooked matumbo. Watching your family members devour hizo mablanketi and questioning your whole lineage. We did it tho, guys. We did it

Unaskia kama unachizi unadhani ni just normal life things. Halafu unakumbuka in Nollywood movies, it is only the wicked people who run mad

Hio clip ya Riggy G akiita wakamba “Hi Cousins” inanimaliza😂😂😂

Nail biting is such a funny nervous habit. Small small stress makucha zinasnza kuonja kama icecream

Bro's so old, he was around when Homa Bay was healthy and didn't have a homa😭😭

Nakuambia kichwa inaniuma halafu unawaste time kuniuliza kama nimekunywa maji? Hatuna time, nipee mihadarati (panadol) mimi

Isiolo nayo kuna upepo. Petite babe ukiingia town peke yako hutoboi. Utabebwa ujipate Meru kwa shamba ya miraa.

Albert Ojwang was a teacher, husband and father of one child. Arrested by DCI officers for publishing “false information”, he is handcuffed and told he is being arrested for abusing a senior police officer. Willingly complying with arrest, he is transported 7 hours and 350 kms

Me as a Maths teacher: "Okay hii topic ya leo inaitwa Vectors lakini inafaa ibadilishwe iitwe Vecdark juu wengi wenu mtaona giza."