EXCLUSIVE: Jonathan Gullis's Mastermind appearance. The original cut.

Unbelievably I am the new voice of the London Underground announcements. Thank you such TfL for making this happen :)

As a fan of movies (among other things), the website I most frequently use after #IMDb is doesthedogdie.com Highly recommended, especially for fans of horror and thrillers. It's packed full of spoiler free, user information for more sensitive types like me.

Good that politicians are being grilled on #r4today, but I can't remember anyone other #KeirStarmer getting challenged so agressively, He knows his brief, though, and is responding comprehensively and assuredly. #Labourmanifesto

Do you ever read a tweet and think, well, that's patently untrue and quite offensive. Then halfway through replying, just stop and think...I just can't be arsed with this?

Do love being tipsy, me.

Not all angels are dogs, but all dogs are angels. Cats? Well, they're liminal...

So Highlander was released on this day in 1986. Just over two and a half decades later I perfected it.

Was actually trying to get on with stuff, but its been a while since Storm was a lapcat.

Photographer Varun Aditya captured this impressive clip without a flash in the Zimanga Private Game reserve in South Africa, staying for three nights in a hide to patiently wait for the pride of lions [Instagram: buff.ly/2YmQ6LB]

9 years ago today 😢 Anyway, sod all that death crap. Here are Rik Mayall's 5 mantras for LIFE!!

“I’m going to write to my MP!” “You haven’t got an MP Rick, you’re an anarchist.” “In that case, I shall write to the lead singer of Echo and the Bunnymen!” #TheYoungOnes #RikMayall

Where are all the bees this year? I plant my garden specifically to be a haven for them. It's usually humming with them by now.

Dear BBC News (UK) could you please stop saying how pleased we all are with continuing dry, sunny & hot weather? Our rivers & wetlands are dying & wildlife fading away. We need RAIN. It is good. You can’t make the weather, but please stop saying global heating is a positive thing.

Freddy Krueger and Bishop walk into a bar…

"I once forgot the passcode for my iPhone, despite having used it every day for my tenure as Prime Minister."

As Bob Mortimer is trending it’s time for me to share his magnum opus. ‘Slender People’

This is pretty amazing — Sinéad O’Connor, Kylie Minogue & Natalie Imbruglia performing Sweet Dreams.

"You boy, we're in the wrong meme by mistake…"