❝ Dᴏɴ’ᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴏɴ ᴍᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ I’ᴍ ᴀ ᴄᴀᴛ. ❞ ▸ Nᴏᴛ ɴᴇᴡ Tᴏ Cʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ▸ Lɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ｜Dᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ ▸ Rᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗢𝗡 OF 𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐊 BLUDGEONER'S RIGHT HAND ᅠ “ AND SO, ᅠᅠᅠᅠ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗔𝗬, 𝗜𝗦 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐃 ” ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ #PPGRP 𝐗 #MVRP

//if calypso doesn’t get any hot chocolate she’s gonna be like wow Artemis was right humans ain’t shit

[🥞] one must always take the word of their twin over others, it's a given

[🥞] inherited his fathers dislike of humans, Cal would have to drag him around just to get him to at least meet them.

//gotta have this masterpiece on this account too

*Peeks*.

[🥞] wish I still had my actual Dorian account.

Cal!

Mamaaaaaaa.

Peeks.

Shall pretend he doesn't notice his father getting picked on.

DON'T WRITE ME OFF.

( Glaring. )

. . . You're lucky.