i’ve been buying myself “early birthday presents” for the past month

i tweeted this btw i’m famous

trying to celebrate the new year after finding out joe gatto is leaving impractical jokers

ted lasso has cured my depression

if u see me playing the schitts creek rendition of simply the best on repeat mind ya business

bro why do i always feel guilty asking for people to pay me back the money they owe ME

sitting on a train from portland to seattle, listening to my rainy day playlist, looking out the window and crying

my super power is always flipping to the exact right page of my book without a bookmark

i’m sorry i simply must have my three miniature scones a day or i will go crazy!

let’s not forget “i’ve been big and small and big and small and big and small again and still nobody wants me”

does anyone feel like they’re cursed??? why does everything always go wrong

anyone else obsessed with the tops of cats heads

i workout to get princess D legs and her legs only

i have covid and my period the same week send prayers

i see my friends for 20 mins n think life is worth living again

you know what, i think 2022 is it for me!!! (and not like this has been a great year, like i’m probably good after this)

y’all ever so excited for something to happen that ur pre-sad for its ending

screaming, crying, throwing up, feeling all the feels