Her sharp intake of breath is music to my Dick(on).  #50Shades #GameOfThrones #DickonTarly

Happy #FancyLadFriday, my lords and ladies. #DickonNotRickon

I wouldn't object to Lady Sansa. She's lovely and deserves a happy ending. I don't see it happening at all. x.com/marieclaire/st…

Take note punks! Hope you all have wonderful weekends.😄By the way, I was sent this T-shirt and I… instagram.com/p/BXqX3sXB05d/

Things are escalating quickly here, hear Highgarden. Habe a fancy lad and his fancy pup. I found these flowers nearby. #DickonNotRickon

*Have not Habe. Sam is much better with his letters.

Sorry, Queen Cersei Lannister: Miffed Milf Queen/Not Mad. In all likelihood, you'd break me and turn me into Dickoff. x.com/motelsonthemoo…

To everyone who is predicting my death tonight: #DickonNotRickon #GameOfThrones #Eastwatch

The Nightlands women are having fun with our newest addition Dickon Tarly

I woke up after my first night in the Nightlands, wearing someone's smallclothes as a hat. And I can't find my breeches. #DickonNotRickon

This is so much more fun than Fancy Lad School.

Too soon, my lady. x.com/Arya_No1/statu…

Update: I found my breeches, but I've been told the dress code doesn't allow shirts. #DickonNotRickon

So, how long will it take before I stop smelling like smoke. Or is this permanent?

Things are getting interesting here in the nightlands. I've stumbled into @7KingdomsRMine's shoe collection.

The fancy lady school in the Nightlands has been keeping me busy lately. And shirtless.

I'm being attacked. x.com/motelsonthemoo…