My wife would be a remora fish and I'd be a disgruntled normal sized fish trying to swim. Not a shark.

Bought some new wheels for my roller skates and spent a good five minutes thinking the store sent me a double order because there were 8 wheels....... You have to understand that I mostly skateboard. My wife is still laughing.

I let my wife decorate our Pride volunteer water bottles.

My wife is a work of art. (I don't specify which work)

When we need to summon a waiter to our table, my wife and I take big bites of our food. Cuz they always come to ask how we're doing right at that moment. We've gamed the system.

We went to the Bunny Cafe and I had a great time. But my wife kept "accidentally" calling it the bunny buffet. >:(

Haha... Posting consistency?? What's that. I would rather be a cryptid.

I was finally able to drag my wife out to the roller disco-- she was a figure skater as a kid and complained "it's like there's two shopping carts strapped to my feet!" I just called her a snob and whizzed past.

Every year. I live in fear.

She looks so stooopid. I love her.

Happy Halloween the first! -- says my wife.

Since it's Halloween month- I've been playing horror games and my wife has been dressing up everyday. Mortuary assistant is really good!!

Mood.

Leggies crossed!

Christmas present that my wife got. It's brilliant.

I love my wife.

Friend's birthday. No one saw a problem with this... Arguably, no wax on the cake??

Of course a bot stole our friends artwork for a t-shirt in <24hrs. It's not for sale so anything you see is for sure stolen. -_- Next time Imma just keep our fun shirt stuff to ourselves. :V