"Because I'm a Guy: When your crush tweets “OMG I love Cheetos” "Javi Pacheco

"PartyFessions: I once witnessed a rap battle between two drunk midgets. They were making fun of each other's height.- Crown Point"

"Idiot Olympics™: Bruh 😭😂 pic.x.com/klQQ6gpF3J" Javi Pacheco

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On this day long ago, a child was born who, by age 30, would transform the world. Happy Birthday Isaac Newton b. Dec 25, 1642

Merry Christmas to all. A Pagan holiday (BC) becomes a Religious holiday (AD). Which then becomes a Shopping holiday (USA).

Imagine a world in which we are all enlightened by objective truths rather than offended by them.

Shout out to the girls who would rather get stoned than get drunk.

Where guys settled beef back in the day

BE ALL THAT U CAN BE... But don't join the army.... ⚡️👾

"Because I'm a Guy: Girl: "Come Over" Me: "I gotta watch the house" Girl: "I'm Horny.." Me: " Javi Pacheco

I entered to win VIP tickets for Gramatik CHERUB & more at Red Rocks via EDM.com lockerdo.me/CNJnB

It’s been “one of those days” for several months now

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I just entered to win a $500 travel budget to see BIG GIGANTIC for #RowdyTown5 at Redrocks + much more! wn.nr/U4Ubcw

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