They should add proximity chat to traffic

This is what the Russian peasants were doing all day before Lenin came to power

Oh those poor fucking animators holy shit

Latest showing they offer, on a weekday. That is the only way to protect yourself.

what

We'll never forget

The Reverend Mother of the Bene Gesserit is WEAK on Crime.

I quote this scene to my wife at least once a week, possibly my favorite Homer bit ever

iykyk

This was me in God Emperor of Dune when Duncan Idaho couldn't stop arguing with Moneo about if the God Emperor had a penis or not.

if 52% of men have gambling debt and 60% of women have credit card debt then who is flying this plane

“Mr. Dave Chappelle, a comic of the philosophically provocative, refilled his coffers profiting off the misunderstood only, in the process, to be misunderstood himself—drafted by a culture war for which he did not enlist. His next special, currently filming…in The Twilight Zone”

Chaser DM on Grindr: I know how you felt when Sophie died. I felt the exact same way when it happened to Norm Macdonald

I love to delete tweets because it feels like a very small suicide.

klaasjé

Marx failed to consider the Poop Statue

is that good. is it good when the scientists hearts palpitate

"Bratan, life and death are inseparable. There's a party when you're born, a party every year to celebrate that birth, and a party when you're put in the ground."