It sickens me how many people still type out “must of” instead of “must have”. This is your first language, please just get good.

I made my credit card bill auto pay on the 10th just so I can wake up on 9/11 and be like “Oh my God!! They hit my bank account!!”

iPhone 16 camera button will destroy privacy even further than camera phones already have

General Eyes Generalize General Lies

People should get into heaven based on how many meals they’ve eaten in their car.

When life gives you foreigners, you make foreign aid

If you’re ever out with friends having a good time, be sure to imagine all the doors in your house slightly open and the stove on. Thank me later

How does a penis navigate the world? Using a cum piss

Just saw a Rolex ad that was in Spanish, seems kinda counterintuitive

Crazy to me how much beef they eat in Turkey

Of course Donald “Jawn” Trump won Pennsylvania

Bad time to own a Hyundai Palisade, not that there’s ever a good time to own a Hyundai

English is officially a forgotten language, someone on this app just wrote, “I’m aloud to have an opinion.” Motherfucker, no you’re not, finish learning English for the love of God. Holy shit.

Lois is the new Meg

Let’s freaking gooooooo

Get ready Quahogians

Who’s hyped for the new episode tonight?

When passing trucks on the road, I always make sure to give them a wide girth.

Of course Scotty is bringing it home, he deserves it being a family guy