A baby horned lizard because fuck political tweets. That's why.

It seems like doing this much sucking up might be unwise... #CoronaVirusUpdates #coronavirus

#FLAVORFLAV This is a strange world in which we live. In. youtu.be/MwR_GFbVQkQ

No offense to #FlavorFlav but THIS would stop his clock. I was making a mix CD that started with this & went into Judas Priest's cover of "The Green Manilishi"-I managed to annoy everyone. youtu.be/TMZi25Pq3T8

I'm in an article! #QAnon protocol.com/qanon-conspira…

The Records-rendered obsolete by CDs, then FLVs & MP3s so just a digital file now. They covered the Bay City Rollers classic song Rock & Roll Love Letter "Gonna lick it/Gonna stick it/In the mail today" youtu.be/6_fFfJGXV8c

To the good people of Tennessee who were affected by this terrible storm My family prays for your continued safety

Not right NOW-although it might be fun. Not many visitors, staff shortage-let's ride the Moebius Stripper at full speed!

Had no idea that the tornadoes in TN killed 24 people with many missing. On Memorial day 2005 I managed to sleep through sirens & a tornado touching down 5 miles away. One person died & the destruction was a perfect example of it flattening one house-across the street? Untouched

I just saw something about price gouging-$100 for a bottle of Purell on Amazon? It's over 70% alcohol-use that. And if you have dish soap you have hand soap. This kind of price gouging is only going to affect the hopelessly clueless.

Venezuela, DRC and Somalia etc are other targets that with enough degradation of state security elements, mercenary forces can protect resource extraction points and ignore the ruling government. It's the East India Company without the Viceroy.

The President of Brazil is as obnoxious as he is incompetent. The economy has not improved, he has no idea what to do about Coronavirus-so he has a comedian talking to reporters.