If the world sees my titties that's their problem not mine.

Ah, now I know what's wrong. A whole April Fool's passed and nobody stole my lingerie to dress one of Stitch's effigies.

Working on moving to Earth. Tiresome.

I did not fucking shave my eyebrows.

I shaved my legs but he's an absolute idiot.

I don't have time to take a fucking selfie tonight, Slick!

I did not shave my fucking eyebrows! I took a shower, and shaved my legs, in the shower!

Every day I wake up and I wonder why I have been cursed to be attracted to men. Every day.

Darling, you are a blessing dressed as a curse, and you enchant and vex me every day.

> Sneeze.

Hello Sollux.

Ah, well I sure hope you would.

Men that are idiots. RT if you agree.

Bought myself a big stuffed bear because I deserve it. Put pants on it because it deserved it.

> You finally feel... Home.

No fucking shit.