If the Prime Minister didn't know a birthday party was violating his own fucking lockdown rules maybe it's not a great idea to have him in charge of a country during a fucking war

Any Ukrainian football followers on here who would be willing to give me a few moments of their time ahead of my World Cup Playoff article for SpitballingPod - RTs appreciated, hopefully get some expert input from Ukraine.

Vatican investigates possible miracle as UK government inexplicably finds £10bn for energy bills just 24 hours after the Sue Gray report.

The results are in and it has just been announced that Boris Johnson is a tit

Boris Johnson recovering after minor operation on his nose. Unconfirmed reports suggest he’s had about 2ft taken off.

Latest odds for next chancellor: Carrie Johnson – 2/1 Larry the Cat – 6/1 Chris Pincher – 10/1 A potato – 100/1 Boris Becker - 250/1 Nadine Dorries – 500/1

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 So, the new Chancellor just happens to be someone who "discovered" he had mistakenly claimed £5,000 on expenses to keep his horses warm. And now he's in charge of our money. All of it. What could possibly go wrong?

The next PM will either be Rishi Sunak, who lives in another world, or Liz Truss, who is on another planet.

The 2022 John Lewis ad will be a family burning their belongings for heat and to cook a rat for Christmas dinner while sadly looking at a photo of grandad who sacrificed his life for a packet of value pasta as a breathy slow version of ‘Things Can Only Get Better’ by D:Ream plays

On current pace, King Charles could surpass his mother’s record of 15 prime ministers before the end of 2024

Cringing so hard at Harry and Meghan’s Netflix Volume 2 narrative: They were just too popular and too successful that the Royal Family conspired with the media to bring them down. Because the Queen was so angry Meghan got a front-page picture on the Daily Telegraph. Puh-lease!

The good old days Christmas card!

THE TRUTH ABOUT PRINCE HARRY He didn’t kill 25 Taliban. He captured them, held them for hours, whinging and moaning about the problems in his life. Then the Taliban shot themselves.

Who thinks Tom Hanks has a cool shirt? 🎯💯

Stocked up on sweets in case any Trick or Treaters come early over the weekend. Be nice to have something to munch on while sitting in the dark and ignoring the doorbell.

Am I the only person who thinks Kate is just at home taking the time off that she said she was taking off and there is no drama?

Every. Single. Word. 👏 Absolutely brilliant from Stephen Flynn MP - we must rail against the demonisation of migrants. Not only is it the morally right thing to do, but migration is vital for our economy and public services.

Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025